CHINESE MAN
This is a more important musical event than when Elvis died in the bath, The Happy Monday's did an E and Oasis released Be Here Now.
Chinese Man is better than Be Here Now.
Tracklisting:
1. TPRD vs N64 - a vicious battle between two of the worst acronyms on the planet.
2. Watcha - electro and funky house combine tediously once again as Gary Chivers gives us his thoughts on Euro 2008.
3. Dirty Dips - a foul mouthed ditty interlude
4. One Two Miss A Few Ninety Nine One Hundred< - a nice cool drink of vibes.
5. Knife Me! - upbeat bass solo tale of a trip to Homebase to buy a drill and some in depth political insight.
6. The Interlude Dude - Half-time.
7. Legal Eagle? Legal Weasel! - dissing a human jerk; fighting the power and rebelling against the suits. This track will bring down capitalism.
8. Sexy Planet - a homoerotic lovesong by me about me. Take off your belt.
9. You're Going Home In A St. John's Ambulance - Unnecessarily loud Nirvana sample and conufsingly out of time bass riff.
10. Pillow Biter - not as rapey as the title suggests.
11. Blue Car Guy - a classic from the first EP returns. An historic wailing punk fest about not being allowed chips for tea. Fuck you Mum!.
+SPECIAL SECRET BONUS TRACK WHICH IS ABOUT TWO AND A HALF MINUTES AFTER THE ALBUM FINISHES.
Reviews:
4 out of 5 - 'a great first offering from the ex-Cornish Warrior, solid and unrestrained' - PHILP
History:
Sgt. Wilson was formed in the early 1940s as a way to torture Nazi POWs. After almost 2 years of successful propaganda and fear-inducing music, Sgt. Wilson were placed into suspended animation (like in the first episode of Red Dwarf) and emerged a load of years later to dish out some musical stylings.
In 2004 Mr. Wilson's Mouldy Digestive (the small name change was never acknowledged) released their debut album "It's Portugeeeeeze!" in limited edition cassette form (one copy made, one copy lost) in 2004 but achieved critical acclaim from a couple of lads who downloaded it off MySpace and were loving it.
While the public can still bask in the glory of the few tracks released into their domain the Digestive were forced to quit before they even got ahead. The local council told them to just take a break for a bit, let them clear up and that and come back when everyone's had a rest and recovered from the non-stop party their music inflicted.
For years rumours are abound that Mr. Wilson's Mouldy Digestive would return inwith a revolutionary new sound and some bloody good music, but the truth is that they all killed each other in an emotional slow-motion gun shoot out like what happens at the end of Enemy of the State.
What started off as a farce ended up as a complete farce.
Chinese Man is the musical result of that shoot-out,
covering such controversial topics as troublesome lawyers, football violence, Barack Obama, G20, Pythagoras, fancying yourself and counting really fast.
Download:
The whole album plus artwork in a ZIP file. RIGHT HERE!!
It's 50mb so here are two preview tracks:
Knife Me!
Pillow Biter