SGT. WILSON PRESENTS...

CHINESE MAN
WELCOME TO THE BARN
KIWI SPOON

Choose an album from above, and feast on the wonders inside.

History:

Sgt. Wilson was formed in the early 1940s as a way to torture Nazi POWs. After almost 2 years of successful propaganda and fear-inducing music, Sgt. Wilson were placed into suspended animation (like in the first episode of Red Dwarf) and emerged a load of years later to dish out some musical stylings.

In 2004 Mr. Wilson's Mouldy Digestive (the small name change was never acknowledged) released their debut album "It's Portugeeeeeze!" in limited edition cassette form (one copy made, one copy lost) in 2004 but achieved critical acclaim from a couple of lads who downloaded it off MySpace and were loving it.

While the public were still basking in the glory of the few tracks released into their domain the Digestive were forced to quit before they even got ahead. The local council told them to just take a break for a bit, let them clear up, and come back when everyone's had a rest and recovered from the non-stop party their music inflicted.

For years rumours were abound that Mr. Wilson's Mouldy Digestive would return with a revolutionary new sound and some bloody good music, but the truth is that they all killed each other in an emotional slow-motion gun shoot out like what happens at the end of Enemy of the State.

Chinese Man was released mid-2009 and everyone bloody loved it except some people who thought it was weird, and one person who said it was total shit.

Sgt. Wilson were due to release their follow up release in early 2010 but didn't because I got a new computer and couldn't work out how to use it properly.

Welcome To The Barn, an altogether more electronic album, was finally released in December 2010 but somehow failed to become Christmas number one.

Sgt. Wilson were riding a tidal wave of creativity, and the only way to stop that tidal wave would be for Superman to fly into it spinning around and drive the wave back out to sea (The New Adventures of Superman, series 1, episode 11). Thankfully Superman doesn't exist and Sgt. Wilson got to work on their third long player.

Kiwi Spoon is due for release in mid October 2011 and is described as being 'a genre busting rock odyssey taking in punk, jazz, funk and some other stuff'.

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